Five things I wish I'd done...

Here's five things I wish I'd done before I died (I'm 57 after all, as good as dead already):

1 Gone out with that blonde girl in fourth year at school

2 Published a novel the traditional way

3 Gone out with that black-haired girl at University

4 Gone to Paris when I was young and pretended to be a writer

5 Met Brigitte Bardot while I was slumming it in Paris

Doesn't really amount to a hill of beans, does it? Maybe if I'd had more ambition there be a lot more things I could feel regretful about. Okay then, one more thing:

6 Been more ambitious

So what would you have done if you weren't such a slob?