When I was a young man only rough, working-class people swore in public. Which suited me fine since I was a rough, working-class guy.
As I moved up in the world I really enjoyed shocking people with my coarse language at dinner parties.
Now everybody swears.
I've tried substituting the C-word but somehow it doesn't have the same effect. As the permanently bruised shins my wife has given me testify.
So come on guys. The English language is part of our heritage. Don't devalue it. Next time you're in polite company, for Christ's sakes watch your fucking language.
Thanks, anonymous, that's really kind of you. I'm glad you enjoy the blog - I put a lot of work into it and it's great to get some feedback. I only do it because of people like you, in fact.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately I recently sold my car and now ride an underwater bicycle but if I ever need car insurance again you'll be the first person I call.
Good luck with your insurance venture.